The blonde knucklehead ninja woke up to sense the smell of ramen. He saw a little blonde haired figure. A cascade of
golden curls was bouncing around the kitchen, making him smile to himself. Naruto got up and greeted the girl.
Good morning.
She smiled and sat at the table besides him. They both ate their breakfast in silence until the boy asked.
What are you planning on doing today?
I should clean up this mess, she sighed while looking at the pieces of popcorn spread all over the floor. What are
you going to do?
I` m going to train, by myself. No missions for today the boy mu
The two Nin arrived to the gates of Konoha by the sunrise. As they walked to the gate, they continuously teased each other and talked all sorts of nonsense. Kim felt her heart skip a beat and before Kiba realized what was going on, she rushed towards a blonde haired boy. Kiba felt nervous until he realized that it was her brother. Kim kissed gently Naruto on the cheek.
"I missed you, Naruto" she said hugging him.
"Missed you too, little sister......" he teased her. He was smiling. Naruto liked having her around because she liked to help him, to cheer him up, to take care of him. He was excited to get to spend some time with the remains of t
chapter 10'butterflies' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 10'butterflies'
Kim woke up with a terrible headache. She felt dizzy but she still wanted to go for her early jogging. She grabbed her clothes and opened the window. There was a little white rose on the windowsill. The blonde child smiled and then but the flower in a vase with water.
So thats why he looked confused last night. He probably didn't know how I would react she assumed. The Uzumaki caught her hair in a bun so that it wouldnt annoy her and then rushed to the lake. She decided to practice kunai throwing. After a few hours, she got bored and paid Hinata a visit. The Hyuuga was training and Kim helped her improve her skills.
chapter 9 'alone again' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 9 'alone again'
The day passed quickly and Kim found herself alone again in her brothers apartment. She bought some food and she decided she would cook something. She decided for some fried chicken and some salad.
After all, I should remain in shape she joked. Or maybe Ill do something wild and bake some cookies. Im not always going to eat like this and now it is a special occasion
She felt lonely so she decided to put some music on. Soon, the girl was spinning round and round through the kitchen singing loudly.
Suddenly, she saw a grey jacket on the sofa. Kiba`s jacket.
Ill give it back to him whe
chpt 8'hate it when you cry' by wild19wolves, literature
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chpt 8'hate it when you cry'
When the sun hadnt even appeared yet, the angelic blonde girl slightly opened her blue eyes and looked at the window through her thick eyelashes. Kimiko rubbed her eyes and got up. Her hair was wildly falling over her shoulders like sunlight. She yawned and then stretched like a cat then jumped into her fluffy slippers.
She washed her face and brushed her teeth with a totally lack of enthusiasm.
Id love mornings if they started later she told herself. Oh, not again! She realized her hair was messy and she hated it.
Kim pulled out a pair of tight black pants that barely covered her knees and a black t-shirt wi
chapter 7' not any guy' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 7' not any guy'
Kimiko slowly closed the door behind her. She leaned against the door and sighed happily until she could hear the boys steps disappear. The girl looked at the room she was standing in.
She was alone.
Its not like my house, but it will do. She started tidying a bit then thought she should eat something. Luckily, Kim found some cornflakes and milk and she sat on the couch while she enjoyed her dinner.
Definitely must buy something eatable. Its good thing that I dont eat much. She thought to herself. In fact, she barely ate anything at all. Kim opened the window to let the air come in. It was cloudy,
chapter 6 'sweet dreams' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 6 'sweet dreams'
It was getting late when Kimiko and Kiba were leaving Hinata`s house. Kiba walked the girl to her new home. It was cold outside and Kimiko shivered at first. Kiba gave her his jacket, saying he didn't need one.
She smiled gently at him and he swore that he would do anything to make her smile that way at him again. They started talking about all sort of nonsense.
The boy wished they would never reach Naruto`s house, but they eventually arrived there. Kim pulled out a key from beneath the door step. Her twin told her where to find it when they first met. While she opened the door Kiba gazed at her.
Kim wore the white, short kimono with a
chapter 5 'friendship' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 5 'friendship'
Tsunade fished her discussion with Shizune and decided to visit the girl. Shizune asked her if she could come along. When they reached the saloon door they heard Kiba` s voice. The two entered the room and saw Kimiko laughing to tears. She calmed down and became serious while looking at Tsunade.
He told me what my twin brother did in these years she excused herself.
Yeah, Naruto was and still is troublesome. I` m glad to see that you are feeling better. This is Shizune, my assistant. We would like to see your wounds, if you dont mind.
Its fine by me. Nice to meet you Shizune. The two women th
chapter 4 ' the truth' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 4 ' the truth'
Everybody stared at the blonde girl. They heard that the girl was beautiful but nobody thought she would that beautiful. She looked like fallen from heaven. The girl wasn`t even surprised that 7 genins crashed through the door. She calmly arranged her hair and began telling her story.
Excuse my appearance ..As you know Ive been in a coma for .
Two weeks, Sakura completed. And what do you apologize for .being perfect? she thought
Exactly .First of all, I should tell you my name and where do I come from
I am Kimiko Uzumaki , though everybody
chapter 3:'the awakening' by wild19wolves, literature
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chapter 3:'the awakening'
Kiba ran trough the streets of Konoha like an insane person. He headed towards the hospital to see if it was true. He replayed in his mind the whole scene.
Kiba, you should go to the hospital yourself Shino affirmed. There is something you must see
What could he possibly see? Kiba couldn` t even imagine this. Was it possible? Did she woke up? Kiba wished that he would finally have the chance to find out where she was coming from and who she was. He wanted to know the identity of the little angel. Kiba was so lost in his imagination that he almost forgot where he was going. When he finally reached the hospital, his h
The blonde knucklehead ninja woke up to sense the smell of ramen. He saw a little blonde haired figure. A cascade of
golden curls was bouncing around the kitchen, making him smile to himself. Naruto got up and greeted the girl.
Good morning.
She smiled and sat at the table besides him. They both ate their breakfast in silence until the boy asked.
What are you planning on doing today?
I should clean up this mess, she sighed while looking at the pieces of popcorn spread all over the floor. What are
you going to do?
I` m going to train, by myself. No missions for today the boy mu
The two Nin arrived to the gates of Konoha by the sunrise. As they walked to the gate, they continuously teased each other and talked all sorts of nonsense. Kim felt her heart skip a beat and before Kiba realized what was going on, she rushed towards a blonde haired boy. Kiba felt nervous until he realized that it was her brother. Kim kissed gently Naruto on the cheek.
"I missed you, Naruto" she said hugging him.
"Missed you too, little sister......" he teased her. He was smiling. Naruto liked having her around because she liked to help him, to cheer him up, to take care of him. He was excited to get to spend some time with the remains of t
chapter 10'butterflies' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 10'butterflies'
Kim woke up with a terrible headache. She felt dizzy but she still wanted to go for her early jogging. She grabbed her clothes and opened the window. There was a little white rose on the windowsill. The blonde child smiled and then but the flower in a vase with water.
So thats why he looked confused last night. He probably didn't know how I would react she assumed. The Uzumaki caught her hair in a bun so that it wouldnt annoy her and then rushed to the lake. She decided to practice kunai throwing. After a few hours, she got bored and paid Hinata a visit. The Hyuuga was training and Kim helped her improve her skills.
chapter 9 'alone again' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 9 'alone again'
The day passed quickly and Kim found herself alone again in her brothers apartment. She bought some food and she decided she would cook something. She decided for some fried chicken and some salad.
After all, I should remain in shape she joked. Or maybe Ill do something wild and bake some cookies. Im not always going to eat like this and now it is a special occasion
She felt lonely so she decided to put some music on. Soon, the girl was spinning round and round through the kitchen singing loudly.
Suddenly, she saw a grey jacket on the sofa. Kiba`s jacket.
Ill give it back to him whe
chpt 8'hate it when you cry' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chpt 8'hate it when you cry'
When the sun hadnt even appeared yet, the angelic blonde girl slightly opened her blue eyes and looked at the window through her thick eyelashes. Kimiko rubbed her eyes and got up. Her hair was wildly falling over her shoulders like sunlight. She yawned and then stretched like a cat then jumped into her fluffy slippers.
She washed her face and brushed her teeth with a totally lack of enthusiasm.
Id love mornings if they started later she told herself. Oh, not again! She realized her hair was messy and she hated it.
Kim pulled out a pair of tight black pants that barely covered her knees and a black t-shirt wi
chapter 7' not any guy' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 7' not any guy'
Kimiko slowly closed the door behind her. She leaned against the door and sighed happily until she could hear the boys steps disappear. The girl looked at the room she was standing in.
She was alone.
Its not like my house, but it will do. She started tidying a bit then thought she should eat something. Luckily, Kim found some cornflakes and milk and she sat on the couch while she enjoyed her dinner.
Definitely must buy something eatable. Its good thing that I dont eat much. She thought to herself. In fact, she barely ate anything at all. Kim opened the window to let the air come in. It was cloudy,
chapter 6 'sweet dreams' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 6 'sweet dreams'
It was getting late when Kimiko and Kiba were leaving Hinata`s house. Kiba walked the girl to her new home. It was cold outside and Kimiko shivered at first. Kiba gave her his jacket, saying he didn't need one.
She smiled gently at him and he swore that he would do anything to make her smile that way at him again. They started talking about all sort of nonsense.
The boy wished they would never reach Naruto`s house, but they eventually arrived there. Kim pulled out a key from beneath the door step. Her twin told her where to find it when they first met. While she opened the door Kiba gazed at her.
Kim wore the white, short kimono with a
chapter 5 'friendship' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 5 'friendship'
Tsunade fished her discussion with Shizune and decided to visit the girl. Shizune asked her if she could come along. When they reached the saloon door they heard Kiba` s voice. The two entered the room and saw Kimiko laughing to tears. She calmed down and became serious while looking at Tsunade.
He told me what my twin brother did in these years she excused herself.
Yeah, Naruto was and still is troublesome. I` m glad to see that you are feeling better. This is Shizune, my assistant. We would like to see your wounds, if you dont mind.
Its fine by me. Nice to meet you Shizune. The two women th
chapter 4 ' the truth' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 4 ' the truth'
Everybody stared at the blonde girl. They heard that the girl was beautiful but nobody thought she would that beautiful. She looked like fallen from heaven. The girl wasn`t even surprised that 7 genins crashed through the door. She calmly arranged her hair and began telling her story.
Excuse my appearance ..As you know Ive been in a coma for .
Two weeks, Sakura completed. And what do you apologize for .being perfect? she thought
Exactly .First of all, I should tell you my name and where do I come from
I am Kimiko Uzumaki , though everybody
chapter 3:'the awakening' by wild19wolves, literature
Literature
chapter 3:'the awakening'
Kiba ran trough the streets of Konoha like an insane person. He headed towards the hospital to see if it was true. He replayed in his mind the whole scene.
Kiba, you should go to the hospital yourself Shino affirmed. There is something you must see
What could he possibly see? Kiba couldn` t even imagine this. Was it possible? Did she woke up? Kiba wished that he would finally have the chance to find out where she was coming from and who she was. He wanted to know the identity of the little angel. Kiba was so lost in his imagination that he almost forgot where he was going. When he finally reached the hospital, his h
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son - the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where a
My Funny Quote Collection by ZandraSaiquies, literature
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My Funny Quote Collection
"Stupid people are dumb,"
-Kid in my spanish class
"'Yeah, and h*ll froze over!'
'That's why it's so cold outside...'"
-2 Red necks in my math class
"You sound like Baby godzilla with the hic-ups!"
-Me
"'I am extreamly happy!'
'Why?'
'I have a cow!'"
-Martha And I
"To get your lisence, you need to know how to drive. To get your permit you need to know how to read. That means getting your permit will be hardest for most of you."
-My Math Teacher
"Yous like George [W.] Bush! You can make words up!"
-Stephine
"If you make friends with the devil then H*ll will be a H*ll-of-a-lot better."
-Necklace boy
(Please, this doesn't not me
Funny Quotes and Lines by LeeGaaFangirl, literature
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Funny Quotes and Lines
"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apples, I'll buy you a new car." -Harvey Diamond
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian." -Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian becasue I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown
"[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in sight but a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it." -Benjamin Zephaniah
"HAM AND EGGS- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." -Unknown
"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." -Unknown
"People are more violently opp
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole
Evil is live spelled backwards
God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
When all else fails, read the instuctions
"Push" is the force exerted upon the door marked "Pull"
What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head
The light at the end of the tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it
If your parents don't have kids, odds are you won't either
Curiosity kills more mice than cats
Save
how 2 be annoyin at the movies by ILuvsRingoStarr, literature
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how 2 be annoyin at the movies
1. During a luv or sad scene, burp the alphabet.
2. During another (better yet the SAME) luv or sad scene throw cheetos at the screen and yell "NO SIERRA!! NO!!"- Thanks 2 allie for that one!
3. Bring bubble wrap and start popping it at random moments.
4. Put ketchup on the seat next to you and invite a random person to sit in that seat.
5. If any couples start kissing order them to let you sit in-between them for the remainder of the film
6. When the theater gets quiet yell "I NEED MORE FRENCH TOAST!!"
7. In-between previews yell "I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!"
8. Whenever two men hug yell "MAN HUG! LOOK AWAY!"
9. Set your watch's alarm t
1. During a test, constantly make exaggerated noises. For example when you finally get the question make a loud "OOOoooohhh!!" Or when you have trouble, contort your face, hold your breath and make loud grunting sounds.
2.Keep asking you neighbor for stationary. Make a routine and do it a lot. For example, for every class, make sure you sit next to the same person and ask him/her for the exact same things in the exact same order as every class.
3."Pssst, pssst! psst! PSSSST!" When your victim looks at you make a big happy face and say "HI!"
4.(This only works if there is a class sharpener and it has a handle which you turn, not the little
Annoying Things: Movie Theater by meakel, literature
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Annoying Things: Movie Theater
1. Get the very back seats so you can throw popcorn/nachos/your friend down to the seats below you.
2. Every once in a while throw something in front of the projector.
3. Keep asking the usher where the bathroom is, make sure it's the one right outside the house-theater-thing. When you come back, ask him where [where ever the movie is showing] is.
4. Ask the usher to turn on the lights because it's a little dark.
5. Order food from the usher. Ask for a menu, and make sure to speak condescendingly.
6. Ask the usher to pause the movie so you can go to the tinkle-winkle-hah-ha room. (Make sure to use those exact words)
7. Alternatively, yo
-Swat invisible bugs on your neighbor's desk.
-Get in a swivel chair, spin and sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight".
-Stare out the window, and drool.
-While the teacher's back is to you, throw a pencil at the back of someone's head ahead of you.
-After you finish your quiz in class, take to the ground and yell, "COVEERRR!!!". After a few seconds, get up like nothing happened.
-Bring a small tape player, playing absurd sound effects.
-Peer over at someone else's paper, then burst out laughing.
-Smile incessantly. Write out a sentence, then laugh happily exclaiming, "You're such a marvel!" and kiss your paper. Repeat this after every sentence